At some point in your mortal life, you are likely to ask you self the question, "Is this toilet an outhouse or a porta-pottie? What is the ultimate destiny of my excrement?" You may ponder this for a while before reaching your conclusion. Or maybe you are not like me, and you don't really care. If so I give you permission to read something else. Perhaps my post on alternative swears?
As for the rest of you, this important question will finally be answered!
A porta-pottie is typically made from plastic, and at the end of the warm season is taken away by a truck, off to unknown distant lands, to fields where people who don't feel like going in the woods wait, impatiently.
An outhouse however, is more sincere. It is a small wooden building with a toilet over a hole in the ground. The outhouse, unlike the porta-pottie, is here to stay, built to last. The waste deposited there will return to the earth and continue with the circle of matter. As for the waste in porta-potties, who knows where that stuff goes?
Tuesday, June 14, 2016
Saturday, May 7, 2016
Alternative curse words
Do you ever feel the need to express your anger, but there are children present? Are you tired of all the old, boring swears? Would you like to be a part of a brand new language movement?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, you will love this new line of...
Alternative Swears!
These swears can be used at any time. Feel free to evoke them whenever necessary.
1. Jesus's Favorite Sweater-vest!
(I must credit the show Wait Wait Don't Tell Me for introducing me to this one, though I haven't heard it used by anyone else, so I thought I would try to spread it around)
Great for use as a replacement for that other well known poop word.
3. Defenestrate it, haters!
For use with getting back at the haters. It means, "Throw it out the window, haters!" It will force the haters to use a dictionary, and also sounds more insulting than it actually is.
4. Flibbity Jibbets!
I credit one of my friends for coming up with this one(you know who you are). It is best used as an exclamation. It's even an f-word!
Now, go forth, and spread these words around the world. We can make this a cultural phenomenon! Use these words whenever you can! Currently, the search results for most of these curses are comments that I have made on Reddit. So you guys are going to have to spread the word! Use these words on all your social media accounts, and submit them to Urban Dictionary. I believe in you.
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